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Halloween album cover sideshow!

I did a Halloween album cover slideshow for te Houston Press. Its a mix of my records and stuff sent to me or scavenged from the net. Check it out!

http://www.houstonpress.com/slideshow/view/175291/25

bizarre video of the day

Funny - Funny Videos

Sushi album covers

Well, Japanese food anyway. Too bad I don't recognize most of the covers. Should I email them Joyce?

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Luv!

Luv was the top Dutch disco-pop band in the late 70's. Three hotties is color-coordinated sluttery dance and sing to regional fame and fortune!

Luv deep-throats giant throbbing microphones:


Its all about timing. And legs.


At first I thought they were doing a Dutch flag thing here. But yellow, red, and blue seems to be the flag of Armenia.

Jerry Williams! Swedish rock and/or roll

Just discovered this guy and had to share. Back when Europe loved America, every country seemed to have star rock and roller. These guys kinda rock! In a fake Euro Rock kind of way!





And the WHERE ARE THEY NOW file:

Dolly Roll!

Havent posted in forever, so I'm going to get things rolling with some classic Eurotrash music videos.
Here's Dolly Roll, the most famous band in Hungary:


And a best of anthology:

False Advertising!!!

"Budget Labels" were known to capitalize on any craze, be it a dance, sound, or star. Recently I went through by budget collection to find a certain kind of budget record - those with fake or misleading names.


Check out "Enchanted Strings" by David Rose, legendary bandleader and writer of "The Stripper". Or is it? A closer look reveals the record is actually by The Stradivari Strings ("one of Europe's finest pop string orchestras" , AKA a collection of anonymous, underpaid studio musicians.) The back cover reveals that "Davis Rose, himself, has selected the songs." Probably written on a napkin at a cocktail-bar meetup with the label owner. (Spin-O-Rama #S 103)



"Kentonality" seeks to capitalize on the progressive jazz craze of the 1950s, featuring "compositions" by Stan Kenton, Peter Rugolo, and others. Unfortunately, Stan and Pete were unavailable for the record - you'll have to settle for The Francis Bay orchestra. At least this record gives us some real info about the performers. (Omega # OSL 27)


If the organ stylings of Ken Griffin are more your thing, you'd be tempted to pick up "Cocktail Time". After all, it is in the "Ken Griffin Style". Of course you have to read the fine print to discover that it's actually recorded by one "Ashley Tappen". (Somerset SF-27500)



At least the above artists got a shout-out on the record. "A Tribute to Hank Williams" does not even give us the name of the lonely honky-tonkers performing on the record. (International Artists AK-195)

Likewise with the not-quite-the-Beatles "That English Sound". (Modern Sound MS 552)

BizarreRecords on TV!

I was on TV with my Bad Album Covers at the MSN music expo in Minneapolis:


http://www.wcco.com/video/?id=23276@wcco.dayport.com

Why is The Man keeping Roosevelt Franklin down?

Roosevelt Franklin was screwed from the start.
As the token black muppet on the early days of Sesame Street, he was made to carry to weight of the entire race on his spindly, turtlenecked shoulders. Wee Roosevelt, who said his first name first and his second name second, was always getting into trouble. He hung out with his brother, sister, main man Mobity Mosley, and some Mexican kid.

"Roosevelt Franklin Counts"

This album, a 1974 reissue of 1971's "The Year of Roosevelt Franklin", is voiced by Matt "Gordon" Robinson. Someone saw fit to make a front cover that looked like a mugshot from clown jail. Roosevelt lasted only a few years on the Street. Apparently, complaints were made that Roosevelt was a bad negro stereotype and a poor example for children. I'll let you be the judge.

"The Skin I'm In"


Matt Robinson as Gordon, with an orange Oscar.

Roosevelt music is funky, jiving step up from the usual Sesame Street fare. We can only guess what he might have done with a disco album.

Mobity Mosley meets Surfin' Bird on "Mobity Mosley's Months"

Roosevelt & Abeceto sing about sharing on "Halfies"

Safety is the theme with "Safety Boy Blues". "A city street is like a beehive... where the bees have gone out of their minds"

Back to learnin' with "Roosevelt Frankin's Alphabet"


Wikipedia on Roosevelt Franklin.
Matt Robinson died of Parkinsons disease in 2002.

BizarreRecords videos!

Thanks to Youtube and other streaming video sites, I've now added video clips to bizarrerecords.com! I managed to turn up some pretty cool old footage of some BR favorites.

Here's a few highlights:

• The Little Marcy Show!

• Jose Jimenez in the The Bill Dana Show:

• Great old Johnny Hallyday footage:

• Millie Jackson on Soul Train:

• The TINO story:

• Justin Wilson is wondermous, I garontee:

Check out the complete list here: http://bizarrerecords.com/new.html

I'm also surprised at who I CANNOT find video. Max Bygraves? Tammy Faye? Mrs. Miller? If anybody has video of folks like this, post it on Youtube and lemme know!

Rare Charles Whitman tower shooting video

In honor (?) of the 40th anniversary of Charles Whitman's shooting spree atop the clocktower at the University of Texas (August 1, 1966), I have decided to post this rare video footage and TV coverage of the crime. These videos were found in the trash at a TV station I used to work at.

Please read the extensive Wikipedia article on the man and the shootings... no use in me reposting the same stuff.


What I realized after watching this footage years ago is that I think this the first time such a "breaking news" type of event was carried live on television. Remote TV broadcasts in 1966 were certainly possible, but required a huge truck full of equipment, not to mention a lot of time and manpower to set the thing up. Remotes were dome for sporting events and other planned activities, but not for "breaking news" as is so common now.


The KLRN footage (below) was broadcast live throughout Austin.. the reason being the station was right next door to the tower. They apparently just pointed a studio camera out the window. I believe this would be the same studio used by the now-KLRU for the Austin City Limits program.

Although the live footage is actually rather dull by today's standards, the pieces from the local reporters are great examples of television journalism.


KLRN footage part 1 - first cut-in
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KLRN footage part 2
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KLRN footage part 3
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NBC News - Huntley/Brinkley Report
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KTBC - first part of News Special with Neal Spelce
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Big Bamboo: Dirty Calypso songs

The best Calypso records are local, low-fi productions straight from Jamaica, the Bahamas, Trinidad, or other Caribbean islands.

Talk about home made! Check out Lord Antics: this album cover is made from plain green paper, folded and held together with masking tape. Instead of cover slicks, the cover picture and track list are glued on. Not just the cover, but the vinyl itself is pretty crappy, like most of the original records from the legendary Dynamic Sounds studio in Kingston, JA.



Lord Antics actually plays in the country Mento style. Believe it or not, this record is from 1970... I had always figured if for 1960 or so! Included here are versions of several "dirty Calypso" classics:

Lord Antics & the Lyons Band: "Sixty Nine"
Lord Antics & the Lyons Band: "Big Bamboo"
Lord Antics & the Lyons Band: "Sell The Pussy"

And one of his own:
Lord Antics & the Lyons Band: "Fork She Garden"


Here's another, far more polished version by Lord Creator from Trinidad:
Lord Creator: "Big Bamboo"

...and another standard:
Lord Creator: "Bang Bang Lulu"

And finally, a version of "Sell The Pussy" by Junior Jennings And the Humble And the Meek from the Caymans:
Junior Jennings: "Sell the Pussy"

With the obvious entendre of "big bamboo", I've always thought it quite amusing that the Houston Astros' Minute Maid Park has a faux-tiki bar called "Larry's Big Bamboo". I hadn't realized that this bar was named after a cool-sounding joint in Florida, which burned down recently.

Rodney Arias: Hawaiian lounge legend

Over the years, somehow, I've managed to find three different records by Hawaiian lounge singer Rodney Arias. One listen to "Live!" and you know that Rodney was no two-bit tourist hack - this man could put on a show. The intro alone to "After the Lovin'" makes me want to go back in time to the Outrigger East hotel, circa 1979, with an umbrella drink in one hand and a beautiful wahine in the other - truly paradise.

From the liner notes:
"'Rodney Arias has perhaps the finest voice in Waikiki at the moment. His notes are big, brassy, and bold; his repertoire is laced with oldies and current favorites. He can sing the bouncy pop stuff, right along with the hauntingly beautiful Hawaiiana; and when the Paradise Serenaders uncork their vibrant harmonies (with hints of falsetto), the result is chicken-skin music.' Thus wrote Wayne Harada, the Honolulu Advertiser's Entertainment Editor in his latest review of Rodney's Show. Rodney Arias deserves to be heard. A live recording is the quickest and most expedient method. It was impractical to bring all the necessary equipment to the Outrigger East Hotel, (a remote unit was not available), so the producers decided to reverse the procedure. They transported the club to the studio -- chairs, tables, ash-trays, a mini-bar, and pupus were laid out. The group set up on the opposite side and performed to a small but enthusiastic studio audiance (sic). The results are here on record. Unfortunately it is impossible to include all the numbers performed that evening. Some tough decisions had to be made. Most of the chatter was edited (awwwww! -- BR) to give you more of Rodney and the Paradise Serenaders."
"If My Friends Could See Me Now"
"Just The Way You Are"
"Last Dance"

"Love is The Way" is Rodney's second album. They were right - the "live" sound that works so well on the above record is missing here. This record is undated, but came after a 1973 record called "The Paradise Serenaders" and before "Live!" in 1979. In any case, here's his rendition of the ubiquitous "Quando Quando"

From the liner notes:
"After a very successful first album, Rodney Arias and the Paradise Seranaders have put together truly inspirational second album, featuring for the first time, Rodney Arias as a soloist. A strong baritone, Rodney sings in his own irresistible, distinctive and modern style that is pure enjoyment."


On a recent thrift trip, I was delighted to discover yet another Arias album. This eponymous effort is also undated, but as disco become tired, Rodney stayed fresh with country-tinged tunes. Blame Urban Cowboy. Check out, of all things, "Lukenbach, Texas".

"I'm an Entertainer" meanwhile shows that Rodney didn't lose his funky chops as he matured.

No liner notes on this record, but the back cover does have the wonderful full-body photo shown at the top of the page.

Rodney has appeared in an episode of Hawaii Five-0.
He has several other records, including at least one other with the Paradise Serenaders and another with a band called Sand.

Where Are They Now???
-- I think Rodney is still around. His son Rodney Jr. has a band, and I've had trouble figuring out if mentions are about Rodney Sr. or Jr.

Rodney Arias, Jr., has a cd available. His band features former members of the Paradise Serenaders. He's also a manager at the Honolulu Wal-Mart, after a stint as a butcher at the Waikele Sack N Save.

Strange children's songs from Thomas Moore

There's a thrift store I go to that always has tons of Children's records. Especially those newer 80s-90s ones with lots of dull songs about obeying your parents and respecting other cultures. I usually only buy them if there's something unusual there, like maybe a song about how to pee or perhaps a cover of "I Am the Walrus". Anyway There were several records (all signed on the back) by a guy named Thomas Moore... The others were slickly-made things with the usual themes about exercise and hygiene, but one stood out for its craptacular home-made cover consisting entirely of ball-point pen X's. A friend was over inspecting my day's finds, and she said "I wanna listen to this one." Puttin the German disco records aside, I put on "Thomas Moore sings The Family". Holy crap.

"Don't Feel Sad"

Basically, it's "Don't feel sad, if you're whole family is dead." I suppose its not the message that's bad (unlike the singing, songwriting, and piano)... But it is a bit shocking right off the bat. Other songs include "The New Baby At My House", "Look What I did This Morning", "I Get Mad", and "I'm a Special Kid". My favorite however has to be "The Family Jog"... Perhaps the greatest ode to jogging ever performed. Or the only one.


So I immediately went back today to get the other records. They don't seem to be quite as crazy as "The Family", but there are some good songs like "I Like Water" and "Bus Driver".

Mr. Moore, according to the liner notes, holds college degree in music, and a Ph.D. in child development. He has been an Education professor, and apparently now is an education columnist for the Charlotte Observer.

These recordings are available on CD (and cassette, wouldn't you know) from Dr. Moore's website.