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Worst Metal Band Photos vol. 1: Norway

From the pages of The Metal Archives comes part 1 of my ongoing survey of the worst & most bizarre heavy metal band photos in the world.

Part 1: Norway

Enjoy!

--Nick aka BizarreRecords

Click on the slideshow below, and be sure the captions are turned on.

May i suggest you hit "PAUSE" and page through manually.

Unintelligable Metal Band Logo Quiz vol. 1: Norway

Match the unintelligable logo with the band! Then check your answers and compare to the handy chart!

THE LOGOS:


A.


B.


C.


D.


E.


F.


G.


H.


I.


J.


THE BANDS

1. Steinherj
2. Nidingr
3. Drept
4. Hideous Deformity
5. Utarm
6. Obtained Enslavement
7. Nox Hibernus
8. Miseria X
9. Odium
10. Mork Munin

ANSWERS:

x
x
x
x
x
x
x
x
x
x

A. 5 (Utarm)
B. 1 (Steinherj)
C. 9 (Odium)
D. 6 (Obtained Enslavement)
E. 7 (Nox Hibernus)
F. 2 (Nidingr)
G. 10 (Mork Munin)
H. 8 (Miseria X)
I. 4 (Hideous Deformity)
J. 3 (Drept)

YOUR SCORE

Correct Answers
0-2: Dumbass, some of these are pretty easy.
3-5: Lucky guesses for the most part.
6-7: Goth Metal blood drips from your open wounds.
8-9: Next you'll be burning down churches.
10: You cheated.

Worst Band Logos vol.1: Norwegian metal

BizarreRecords has recently discovered the Metal Archives. This site provides a nearly endless supply of hilarity which I plan to blog here on BizarreRecords.

Let me start with the band logos of Norway...

PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT


Throat Violence needs more colored pencils.


Buttocks. Really. I guess you wouldn't have to worry about someone else taking your band name.


Warfield sounds fat.


Black Magic needs a ruler. And a blotter. And a magic font wand.


Töxik Death. The umlaut makes it extra toxic.


Vigour Abruptness? What the hell does that mean?

WAIT, TOO MUCH EFFORT!


Any band logo showing the abuse of a child is likely not Soon To Be Forgotten.


Tritonus. Its just a bit "busy" to me. If it were on a T-shirt, I would prefer Buttocks.


Breed. Eeew.

AND A FEW MORE FAVORITES


Kvelertak. Ok that's kind of cool. If you like owls.


Mysticum's horns look like they were added as an afterthought.


Mundifare will cut you.


Minniv. Is that a sword or an upside down cross?

COMING SOON:
Match the unintelligable logo with the band!!

Luv!

Luv was the top Dutch disco-pop band in the late 70's. Three hotties is color-coordinated sluttery dance and sing to regional fame and fortune!

Luv deep-throats giant throbbing microphones:


Its all about timing. And legs.


At first I thought they were doing a Dutch flag thing here. But yellow, red, and blue seems to be the flag of Armenia.

Jerry Williams! Swedish rock and/or roll

Just discovered this guy and had to share. Back when Europe loved America, every country seemed to have star rock and roller. These guys kinda rock! In a fake Euro Rock kind of way!





And the WHERE ARE THEY NOW file:

Dolly Roll!

Havent posted in forever, so I'm going to get things rolling with some classic Eurotrash music videos.
Here's Dolly Roll, the most famous band in Hungary:


And a best of anthology: