Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Worst Band Logos vol.1: Norwegian metal

BizarreRecords has recently discovered the Metal Archives. This site provides a nearly endless supply of hilarity which I plan to blog here on BizarreRecords.

Let me start with the band logos of Norway...

PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT


Throat Violence needs more colored pencils.


Buttocks. Really. I guess you wouldn't have to worry about someone else taking your band name.


Warfield sounds fat.


Black Magic needs a ruler. And a blotter. And a magic font wand.


Töxik Death. The umlaut makes it extra toxic.


Vigour Abruptness? What the hell does that mean?

WAIT, TOO MUCH EFFORT!


Any band logo showing the abuse of a child is likely not Soon To Be Forgotten.


Tritonus. Its just a bit "busy" to me. If it were on a T-shirt, I would prefer Buttocks.


Breed. Eeew.

AND A FEW MORE FAVORITES


Kvelertak. Ok that's kind of cool. If you like owls.


Mysticum's horns look like they were added as an afterthought.


Mundifare will cut you.


Minniv. Is that a sword or an upside down cross?

COMING SOON:
Match the unintelligable logo with the band!!